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melynlovesyou

  1. Examples of stupid questions people can ask these days:-

    whattadeuce:

    1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- Are you sleeping?
    A: No! I’m training to die?

    2. When It’s raining and someone notices you going out, they ask: - Are you going out in this rain?
    A: No,in the next one.

    3. Your friend calls your home phone:- Where are you?
    A: At the bus stop!

    4. They see you wet coming out from the bathroom:- Did you just have a bath?
    A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl!

    5. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:- Going up?
    A: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me.

    6. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him:- are those Flowers?
    A: No baby! They are Carrots. 

    7. You’re in the toilet when someone knocks on the door asking: - Is anyone in there?
    A: No! The SHIT is talking to you

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